25/10/2013 . 7 notes . Reblog

imagine how funny my life would be if there was a laugh track in it


it would be significantly less funny

24/5/2013 . 1 note . Reblog

drinking while you’re peeing is so fucking meta

13/5/2013 . 3 notes . Reblog

i wish money

29/4/2013 . 4 notes . Reblog

that feel when you’re at the gym listening to stand up comedy on your pandora and you laugh out loud

this is my lyf3

28/4/2013 . 1 note . Reblog

my boyfriend just told me he got me an ice cream cake for my birthday 

but his little cousins ate it

23/4/2013 . 4 notes . Reblog

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY

SEND ME NUDES

21/4/2013 . 3 notes . Reblog

slapping your nipple and watching it grow… simple pleasures

17/4/2013 . 6 notes . Reblog

i wish everyone i know didn’t hate the circus so much because i really want to go

because i really like circuses

i feel the same way about bowling????//

10/4/2013 . 4 notes . Reblog

i really want sully’s but i also really want to lose all of the pounds that i weigh

this is really sad for me

8/4/2013 . 1 note . Reblog

ingrown hairs will be the destroyer of this great nation

8/4/2013 . 8 notes . Reblog

i think my favorite physical feature about myself is being 5’11 and it took me a rly long time to appreciate it

thank you based god

4/4/2013 . 2 notes . Reblog

good food is so good

4/4/2013 . 1 note . Reblog

i’ve lost six pounds in the past week of going to the gym and dieting

holy shit, i didn’t know it worked that fast?

3/4/2013 . 3 notes . Reblog

feelings are weird and so are feelings

30/3/2013 . 11 notes . Reblog