The Philadelphia Phillies used children’s drawings of the starting lineup on the scoreboard in place of their official photos. [deadspin]
I like to imagine that the one of Chase Utley is done by Mac from It’s Always Sunny
Dear Chase I feel like I can call you chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!
actually my favorite song
i want you back vs. semi charmed kind of life
Anonymous asked: What are you on?
- A person who has never read or seen or experienced anything that isn’t overwhelmingly average and unimaginative. They are absolutely shocked and scandalized when something isn’t a Jack Johnson song or a plain, cold flour tortilla. Their favorite band is ”whatever’s on the radio.” Their favorite movie is “I love going to the movies with friends.” Their hobbies include “chilling with friends, hanging out with my friends, just hanging out, relaxing by myself or with friends, and doing whatever with my friends.”
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door